pendragon23 3天之前
When nature created the cucumber, it must have known that humans would be close behind in the evolutionary chain. No other vegetable ever got more pussy than a cucumber. In fact, I would bet that a cucumber gets more married pussy than a lot of husbands. My wife has tried several different types of vaginal penetrators but never a cucumber. She did try a bedpost at a girlfriend’s home on a sleepover when she was a teenager and she said that the experience was very erotic because of the size and shape of the wooden post. She had a fine orgasm as she rubbed her clitoris to a climax. Both girls used the bedpost during several sleepovers before inviting a couple boys over to provide the “real” thing. I remember my wife telling me that the advantage of a bedpost over a boy’s cock was a bedpost couldn’t get her pregnant.
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