Training makes perfect

Apply lubricant to your fingers and slowly insert them into your hole, one finger at a time, until you're able to push in three or four fingers.

You get sexual fulfillment from having your funk hole used repeatedly, not from jerking off.

Your shriveled little pimp doesn't deserve to be touched.

♪ Don't be a fool, don't be a fool ♪

Anytime, anytime.