Pilot makes my pussy hurt

Hey, Jack, how's it going? - Yo, what's up, bro?

Man, I'm fucking doing shitty, man. What's up with you, man?

Why? What's the deal? - Man, this whole-ass fucking flight attendant upstairs, man...

...she just kicked me out of her room and teasing me all day. What's up, man?

Well, that's too bad. I know how you feel. It's all been there.