Nun Bates for You

Dear Lord, forgive me for I have sinned. I've had so many indecent thoughts

thinking of, well, men. Especially men of color. Like, I know racist white Jesus

doesn't want me to think about how amazing black men are, but like, hear me

out, racist white Jesus. Why can't I just enjoy black men and treat them like

human beings like they really are? So please forgive me, racist white Jesus, for