Life Selector Presents: Sorority Secrets

I love this school. It is a place of opportunities for me and for the girls. My job is to prepare

girls for life, every aspect of it. And I'm one damn conscientious teacher, believe me.

They are all so young, cheesy, and so naive. They are all waiting for someone to introduce

them to the life, with a capital L. And that person will be me.

This is Mr. Rooney, the math teacher and a royal asshole. Miss Page herself, I'm pretty