Humiliated for being a virgin PREVIEW

Hey there. Um, I thought we'd give you a quick ring. I was just talking to someone about you and

you know, how long have we known each other? Quite a long time.

And yet I find out that you're a virgin.

That you're a sad loser, that no one wants to play with you, that no one wants to sleep with you.

Because I'm starting to think it might be the last.