Dirty pervert cheats his wife with her best friend

Are you sure this is going to be okay?

I'm fine. Listen, she's a dater. She's been drinking all day. We're fine.

I feel bad.

No, don't feel bad. Listen, this is what best friends do. They help each other out, right?

My wife's the best friend, and so you're going to help me out because I'm really so, so horny.