Den Schwanz des BBC wird sie nie mehr vergessen

Hey hun, this guy outside who's coming to fix our cable thing is so fucking hot.

Yeah, he's like all messily and stuff. He's so cute.

And my parents are out too. I'm trying to get like a stand up so he can notice me and stuff.

I know right? Yeah, he's fucking cute. I wish over here we could like wind him up and tease him and stuff.

No, he hasn't noticed me. I keep flicking up the blinds and stuff.