Crossdressing you up like a real lady

I have a fun agenda for us today!

Oh, you look confused. Do you not understand the rules of Pretty Pretty Princess?

See, all my girlfriends were busy and instead of playing and gossiping and doing each other's hair and makeup, I'm stuck with you.

Now, you really wouldn't be my first choice because, well, you make an ugly man, so you're going to make an even uglier woman.

But at least...