Chanell Heart

America! I found the girl of my dreams. She's smart, she's funny, and got a great body.

And here's the kicker, she's a virgin. Man, can you believe that?

So, you know what that means. You already know. We've been on three dates.

Man, it's about that time. What do you think? I think it's time to smash this.

I mean, yeah, we've been on three good dates. And he's alright.