Before giving the ebony a ride to the mall the white dude wants to bang

Hey Rob. Hey. So is your van coming over to practice today?

Uh, why? Well, I was just wondering, because your mom

left and my keys to my car are in my purse, so I can't really go anywhere, but I need

to get to the mall, so you're going to have to take me.

Um, why is it my concern, and why are you dressed like that?